[Typhoid]

I pee standing up because every day I like to witness the laws of gravity, and the interaction between the two liquids. Occasionally there's a bug in the toilet. Those days are good days. It's like opening up a box of cereal that has an extra toy in it that you can pee on.
Sometimes if you're feeling up for it you can even try blast a hole through some toilet paper that survived the flush just to prove you're still more powerful than soggy pulp. Maybe you've had a lot to drink and you want to see how many laps you can do, or even how silent you can pee.
There are so many advantages to standing to pee. Like not moving. Once you reach the toilet your job is relatively over, you just need to clear a path between your penis and the water in the toilet, then let gravity and siphoning do it's beautiful dance. You don't have any of that messy legwork involved with getting to the seat, and then off of the seat. If your legs are too tired you can always just brace yourself against the wall, piss like a King.