[Typhoid]

This is semi off-topic. But I need a moment to rage on old-girls/young 'women' these days. Obviously not all of them are raging retards. Those ones I like. So when I refer to "them" or "women", I only mean the dumb ones, not all of 'em. Plus this is more of a joking rant than a real one. So, you know.
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Young women these days terrify me for what they expect, and what they strive for, and how they don't realize what's going on.

My favourite is the influx in girls not letting their boyfriends have "guys nights", or get mad when their boyfriend watches sports - yet they're allowed to have all the girls nights, and watch all the shitty shows they want - and so help you God if you try intervene in the middle of Idol or Glee, and don't even try paying attention to your sport when she's trying to talk to you during it. What kills me as that the girls who do that don't see how selfishly retarded they're being. It's just "the way it is" to them.


My...other... favourite of the female mentalities is the "I want equality at work, and equal pay! I want the same opportunity as the men I work with. Except I don't want to take initiative in relationships, I still want to be taken out for dinner and not ever have to pay for it. Equality for all! Now open my door, cancel your plans, buy me a nice big diamond ring, and oh yeah, thanks for dinner tonight! By the way, I'm having the girls over this weekend for a margarita girls night, so you and the guys are going to have to go watch the *mispronunciation of the sports team and/or players name* game somewhere else. Try not to get too drunk, though. I don't like you when you're drunk. And when you get back if you wouldn't mind trying to be as quiet as possible, me and the girls will probably have had too many margaritas and they'll be on the couches. And for the love of God put the toilet seat down."


Fuck you, leave the toilet seat up.
I don't want to touch that thing either, you piss all over it.
But you're usually shorter, and therefore closer to it, not to mention you're in a sitting position every time you use it, so you're right there every time. When you make your natural standing motion just hook your finger underneath it. Let leverage of your legs do the work for you, then it's not really like you're doing anything at all! Equality!


Edit: But to be fair I probably wouldn't mind having some nearly-dead sex-crazed skank pay for all of my shit, then give me everything once she dies. If that was a viable option I'm sure a lot of guys would do it. it might take a while to get over morally, but I'm sure with a few decades of handing everything to our sons, and pampering them we can craft a fine generation of strapping young men who expect to marry a rich woman because that way they don't have to do shit, because they're all Mommy's Little Princes.