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Originally Posted by Teuthida
On The Talking Dead Kirkman said fresh zombies should have the ability to move quickly and slow down as they decompose more. But yeah, they do act too intelligent a lot of the time.
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Kirkman is the next George Lucas. I swear.
That shit is ANNOYING. Last week they couldn't squarely address why there were dead people in the cars who were not zombies.
Why can't he just be honest and say, "It's for dramatic effect. It's bad writing. It's a TV show and we are creating tension, lighten up."
If the zombies do in fact slow down as they decompose, doesn't that put a time line on their survival/existence? Wouldn't that imply that in 2 weeks all the zombies are going to be slow and survival will be a cake-walk?
Why couldn't he have just said, "the TV show isn't the comic, these zombies run occasionally." Why did he have to come up with a terrible explanation? Arrrrggg.
Otis is fat. He is a likely zombie-dinner candidate. At least according to Rule #1: Cardio