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KillerGremlin · 06-07-2011, 04:50 PM

That controller is fucking huge. That is my only concern. Otherwise cool cool I look forward to its potential. And I already wrote this thing off for FPS, so I won't even ask.

I should clarify my strange, new found optimism. I look forward to its potential relative to the Wii and the Kinect and the Sony Anal Wand. See, Nintendo already jumped the shark in my book for any FPS games or games with serious graphical prowl. So now we have 1st party rehash titles with fancy new gimmicks. I also like the idea that I can take my controller with me when I go take a shit. This way I can keep waggling while I drop a deuce. Or I can continue to waggle while I waggle...and there is even a webcam so I can expose little kids while I masturbate.

What is really exciting is that this shit is like the NES of touchscreens and the future. 20 years from now when our houses come integrated with 40-touch screens, and there are holograms, and things like that, we are going to look back at the Wii and laugh because it is like Pong. But at the current point in time, I maintain that the PS2, Xbox 360, and Cube controller usurp any of the current controllers. I also still take preference to my Mouse and Keyboard.

06-07-2011, 04:50 PM	#32
KillerGremlin No Pants KillerGremlin is offline Location: Friggin In The Riggin Now Playing: my ding-a-ling Posts: 4,566	Re: Nintendo at E3 2011 That controller is fucking huge. That is my only concern. Otherwise cool cool I look forward to its potential. And I already wrote this thing off for FPS, so I won't even ask. I should clarify my strange, new found optimism. I look forward to its potential relative to the Wii and the Kinect and the Sony Anal Wand. See, Nintendo already jumped the shark in my book for any FPS games or games with serious graphical prowl. So now we have 1st party rehash titles with fancy new gimmicks. I also like the idea that I can take my controller with me when I go take a shit. This way I can keep waggling while I drop a deuce. Or I can continue to waggle while I waggle...and there is even a webcam so I can expose little kids while I masturbate. What is really exciting is that this shit is like the NES of touchscreens and the future. 20 years from now when our houses come integrated with 40-touch screens, and there are holograms, and things like that, we are going to look back at the Wii and laugh because it is like Pong. But at the current point in time, I maintain that the PS2, Xbox 360, and Cube controller usurp any of the current controllers. I also still take preference to my Mouse and Keyboard.