[TheSlyMoogle]

Pogeymans Journey Day 1:

Started my day out by meeting Professor Juniper. Didn't realize that women could be anything other than nurses and momz in the pokemon universe. I stand corrected. Told her my name, which is ballin, because I'm ballin outta control.

She sent 3 Pokemon over to my house for my friends and Myself. Bianca the dumb one, was late of course, and that know-it-all cheren (aka hermione granger), was already there talking mad hardcore about how much he loves pokemons and being the best or something. Whatevs.

I just jammed to some Jay-Z til Bianca arrived. She gets there and is all like "Ballin you're so cool, you pick whichever pogey you want"

So I chose Tepig for his obvious fire/fighting abilities. Tepig nation baby.

Proceeded to hang out with Professor Juniper for like an hour. Learned about catching pokemons and shit.

Caught a Patrat and a Lillipup. Immediately put them into my PC box. The place for scrubby mons.

Left the pokemon center, saw a demonstration of Team Plasma. They want to liberate the pokemons like Abe Lincoln liberated the slaves. WTF is this morality in my pogeymans? Some dude named N wanted to hear my pokemon talk or something. I think he's a furry, so I beat him. Then I Got the fuck outta that place before anymore pokelosers stopped by.

Made my way to the first gym, gym leader wasn't there. Allofmyhate.

Went to the trainer's school, just missed the gym leader, but that scrub Cheren wanted to battle, so I beat his ass.

Started to go to the gym, some dude told me I couldn't handle it, like all those people who weren't ready for Beyonce's Jelly in that song. Pssh...

He told me to go to the dreamyard, so I did. Some chick there was all on my nuts after I scraped these two trainers in front of her, and she gave me a Pansage. Straight up was on the nuts.

Went and scrapped that Gym so hard. Pansage raped that panpour all day. Cooking Monkeys like Cooking Mama, Dig it?

One of Professor Juniper's friends obviously heard about me, got up on the nuts too. She handed me the HM Cut, and asked me to go get some dream mist in the dreamyard. Met that slut Bianca there, she was all talking about dream mist from This munna pokemon. I was all "Bitch? You mean this fetus pokemon?"

Then Team plasma showed up and started hitting this munna trying to get the mist to come out of it. I was all "yo stop raping that pokemon"

So then I had to beat their asses and Musharna showed up and made them see their leader. Dude is a total creeper. Definitely goes to Anime Conventions.

Then the Professor's friend showed up and got that dream mist. What a whore. She gave me some thing to communicate with bitches though. Like I even want to talk to anyone.

I ran around and caught a purrloiun, munna, audino and blitzle. Then I was hella tired so I went to bed. Hellz yeah.