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Originally Posted by Teuthida
What sort of fool would prefer a dessert that can't be molded into the Millennium Falcon? A bakery lives or dies on their sale of starship shaped treats. The Queen of England eats a cake in the shape of the Starship Enterprize every single night as Patrick Stewart seductively reads off the ingredient list until she reaches orgasm.
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Ahh but a lesser know fact is that it is a different piece of pie that Patrick Stewart feeds her every night that tips her over the scale into said orgasm.
The cake is just to show that she has tons of money, though not as much money as JK Rowling, the true Queen of England.