[Professor S]

Sir, your definition of "good" is troubling at best. Cake is never "good", it is edible and sweet. If given the choice of cake, pie, or any other desert, the correct answer is pie or any other desert. Cake is eaten because cake is better than no cake, just as having an old Yugo is better than having no car. Given the choice, you would take a better car, but you due to poor life choices you are left with cake. Ergo, cake is for losers.

And derailing threads is fun.