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Typhoid · 08-13-2010, 05:55 PM

I secretly hate Republicans and only make jokes with the word "Republican" in them so I can laugh at how dumb Republicans are.

Two Republicans jump off a building. Who wins? Society.

Why don't the Republicans have a good Olympic team? Because every Republican that can run, swim, and jump is already in the US.

So two Republicans are in an oven. One Republican says to the other "Hey, is it hot in here?" The other Republican says "Holy shit! A talking Republican!"

How do you kill 100 flies at once? Hit a Republican in the face with a frying pan.

How do you find out who the fastest Republican is? Roll a dime down a hill.

A Republican walks into a bar and says "Hey, where is the bar tender?"

What do Republicans eat for breakfast?
Oakmeal.

Why was the Republican happy?
Everything was Eggcellent.

Why didn't the Republican leave nursery school?
She wanted to become a nurse!

What is a Republicans favourite instrument?
A Tuba Toothpaste.

Why does a Republican coop only have 2 doors?
If it had four, it would be a Republican Sedan!

What do you say when a Republican runs away?
Dog-Gone!

08-13-2010, 05:55 PM	#27
Typhoid Anthropomorphic Typhoid is offline Location: New Caladonia Now Playing: Posts: 9,511	Re: Why I Love Bristol Palin I secretly hate Republicans and only make jokes with the word "Republican" in them so I can laugh at how dumb Republicans are. Two Republicans jump off a building. Who wins? Society. Why don't the Republicans have a good Olympic team? Because every Republican that can run, swim, and jump is already in the US. So two Republicans are in an oven. One Republican says to the other "Hey, is it hot in here?" The other Republican says "Holy shit! A talking Republican!" How do you kill 100 flies at once? Hit a Republican in the face with a frying pan. How do you find out who the fastest Republican is? Roll a dime down a hill. A Republican walks into a bar and says "Hey, where is the bar tender?" What do Republicans eat for breakfast? Oakmeal. Why was the Republican happy? Everything was Eggcellent. Why didn't the Republican leave nursery school? She wanted to become a nurse! What is a Republicans favourite instrument? A Tuba Toothpaste. Why does a Republican coop only have 2 doors? If it had four, it would be a Republican Sedan! What do you say when a Republican runs away? Dog-Gone! __________________ Fingerbang: 1.) The sexual act where a finger is inserted into the vagina or anus. Headbang: 1.) To vigorously nod your head up and down.