[Teuthida]

The action film aficionado, Pensworth Guinnington, beckoned his rag tag team of ragged tagged ruffians over to the corner of his dimly lit domicile.

"I've gathered you all here because I have nothing better to do," The Penguin (as he was known within our small circle) said with a smirk. "Let's create one-liners as if we were action film stars and post them on this here forum."

The collective muttered to themselves as The Penguin's smile began to wane with each passing second. Then Teuthy the Squid stepped forward and said "I'll post one...post haste." Everyone groaned and promptly beat the stuffing out of poor Teuthy.