[Xantar]

He told me he's camping out in the woods, so I'm guessing he has no reception. Or he just decided he would rather commune with nature for a while than read the Internet. He hasn't been online at all in the past week.

I'm sure he'll be back next week and really appreciative of all the well wishes. But in the meantime, he has no idea that I'm here calling him a dirty Apple hippy with an unkempt goatee.

Oops, did I say that out loud?