And because I'm Xantar, I have to write a longer post in this topic than anybody else has done (at lesat thus far).
Congratulations on reaching your 4000th post, Shadow_Link. Congratulations also on being a father (we all know which one is more important in the grand scheme of things

). It's nice to see you growing as a poster. Too bad you can't get 300 doubloons.
Just one thing: slow down a bit, will you? You're catching up to me too fast.
What?
Well, yeah, I know I will still have the highest number of words written on these boards regardless of my post count, but we don't have a word count under our name, do we? No, we have a post count. Do you think newbies coming to these boards and seeing my post count will know that I actually have written more than most people will 2,000 more posts than me? No. So you see, it's very important to keep up appearances by allowing me to have one of the highest post counts on the boadrs.
