[Teuthida]

Just made myself a yummy egg sandwich.

Scramble two eggs with a dash of milk (for fluffiness) and chopped onion, curry, pepper, and other seasonings in a cup. Pour that onto a frying pan and as it solidifies mold it into rectangle to fit the bread perfectly.

Wholewheat bread lathered with mayonnaise with lettuce on the bottom piece. Place finished egg rectangle on bread. Squirt ketchup ontop of egg and adhere more lettuce to it. Have the other bread slice join the party. Cut in half. Admire. Bring self to eat it. Weep for your loss of a beautiful sandwich.

Oh nutters, forgot the cheese. Next time.