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Tiger Woods, you so dirtay!
Old 03-18-2010, 08:56 PM   #1
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Default Tiger Woods, you so dirtay!

http://deadspin.com/5496451/joslyn-j...-sext-messages

I'm not hating on Tiger.

In fact I wish Tiger Woods would stand up and be like "You know what? What happened, it happened, it's over, and I just did what everyone else does these days and got caught, So fuck yall."

I also hope when he comes back he wins the shit out of golf tournaments (Or tours or whatever they are cause I don't give a shit about golf)

Now with that said, I cracked up so hard at this shit. Tiger Woods, you crazy.

My fave was:

Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:
Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own

and also:

Tiger:Sent: 07:12 PM 09/07/2009:
No turkey unless it's a club sandwich

Solid Gold. This is better than Pat O'Brien and Bill O'Reilly.
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