[Teuthida]

You're on a first date with the species and sex of your choice and have just returned to your house/apartment/dorm/love shack. He/She/It asks in a gruff/sultry/gurgling voice for something to drink. You slip into the kitchen to get your smokin' hot whatever his/her/its beverage- but wait! He/She/It (which sounds like "he shit" if you say it really fast) is really an assassin planning to kill you moments after you return. Choose your thirst quencher/weapon!

Have fun explaining how you handle this situation. Good luck.