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Originally Posted by Angrist
Defining game:
Taught the industry that games don't need to have a story, action, fmv... or an ending.
It spawned a lotsa buncha 'girl-games', mostly on DS. (Not that I'm happy with that.) |
Sorry they're just expanding on tamagatchi/digi pet things. Same concept a bit more complex.
Girl Games(These only apply to the average female):
1. The things you have to do to please the complex and mostly confused mind of a female to procreate. Ex. "Oh hey I bought you these flowers that will die in a few days, cost 40 dollars, and smell kinda funky... I do get some action tonight right? Otherwise I'm gonna be real upset I didn't spend this money on a case of beer and some amazing porn."
2. A boring set of professional sports that no one really cares about because girls are physically inferior to men. Ex. "Oh hey did you guys watch that WNBA game the other day?" ... "Lol no man, women's sports are a joke." See also: Women's basketball (Boring).
3. Things that women do to extract as much money out of your wallet as possible without you realizing they're actually spending it on worthless junk. Ex. "Hey honey, since you've been so busy all week how about you stay here and rest and I'll just do all the grocery shopping this week" ... You: "Guess the groceries cost 300 dollars this week?" See also: Sucker.
4. Any sport that is only appealing when women do it, beauty pageants, oil/mud/jello wrestling, bikini/wet-t-shirt contests and gymnastics. These things were invented by intelligent men who needed to appease the simple beast that is the competitive female individual. See Also: Cook-offs.
5. A genre of video games set to please the over-active female mind. Typically these games feature cute and cuddly creates, any lack of skill needed to play, and general lack of story beyond love/nurturing feelings. Basically designed to teach women what they should and most likely will be doing in life, shutting the fuck up, making me a pie, and pushing out my babies. Examples include: 65% of all ds games and around 35% of all wii games and rising.
Hope this helps to explain girl games.