[Nighthawk]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi stranger
Stranger: how are u?
You: high
You: high above the clouds
You: oh shit im falling!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi stranger
You: mom told me not to talk to strangers
You have disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi random stranger
Stranger: hi dude
Stranger: asl?
You: 20 m turkey
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

im 99% sure this guy was turkish.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i need help
Stranger: f usa
You: hi randam stranger
You: oh you don't wanna be srangers huh
You: please take off your shoes
You: and relax
Stranger: help me?
Stranger: please
Stranger: sorry its weird
You: help you take off your shoes?
Stranger: no
You: help you what?
Stranger: just help me
Stranger: im in labor and im alone at my brothers house
Stranger: pretty young and freaking out
Stranger: sorry its weird but im serious
You: ok first
You: take off your shoes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hmm... after reading this again, i sound like a foot fetishist. no wonder she left...