Just discovered this site yesterday to which I got:
Quote:
Stranger: horny?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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And now, something a bit more normal:
Quote:
You: good morning
Stranger: morning
Stranger: sorry , in my time it's already 14 0'clock
Stranger: asl please
You: 24/m/us
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: i'm 24/f/london
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Perhaps I should have said NYC instead of US.
And...
Quote:
You: beware the chickens
Stranger: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Quote:
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: hi....watch out for the squirrels
You: 23/f/nyc
Stranger: are you horny?
You: how can i be horny? there are killer squirrels on the loose!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Quote:
Stranger: hi...
You: hello...
Stranger: hell O
You: O Hey
Stranger: hey too
You: hey you
Stranger: hiyaaa
You: yippie kay hiyaaa
Stranger: hi hi hiiiii
Stranger: we both crazy ..aren't we
You: hehe, that we are
You: well, its been a pleasure, tootles
You have disconnected.
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Man, I feel like I'm 13 again chatting on AOL.