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KillerGremlin · 10-13-2009, 02:53 PM

You know why Freeman beats Mario? Because despite all of Mario's triumphs, he still hasn't banged Princess Peach yet! Besides, Freeman is just a fucking awesome action hero. Half-Life is hands down the best linear, story-driven, single player FPS, EVER. Just talking about it is making me tingle in the pants. Time to go install Half-Life Source, bitches.

10-13-2009, 02:53 PM	#8
KillerGremlin No Pants KillerGremlin is offline Location: Friggin In The Riggin Now Playing: my ding-a-ling Posts: 4,566	Re: All Time Greatest Game Hero You know why Freeman beats Mario? Because despite all of Mario's triumphs, he still hasn't banged Princess Peach yet! Besides, Freeman is just a fucking awesome action hero. Half-Life is hands down the best linear, story-driven, single player FPS, EVER. Just talking about it is making me tingle in the pants. Time to go install Half-Life Source, bitches.