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TheSlyMoogle · 10-12-2009, 09:06 AM

Uh I use Blistex medicated lip balm.

BTW fuck Burt's beeswax. Shit sucks balls. We sell it at cracker barrel and everyone is so obsessed with it that women even buy that shit in the store, flip up their skirts and start rubbing the stuff on their clits. So I tried it once because I left the blistex at home, and man that shit sucked. It made my lips all pepperminty and tingly and then I realized that my lips just felt worse after the fact. I gave that shit to the closest bitch and watched her scream and do back flips because I gave her that stuff.

Carmex is good stuff too I just can never find it around here anymore.

10-12-2009, 09:06 AM	#8
TheSlyMoogle Knight TheSlyMoogle is offline Location: Morehead, KY Now Playing: Valkyrie Profile: Covenant of the Plume Posts: 2,000	Re: Chapstick (Burts Bees vs. Carmex?) Uh I use Blistex medicated lip balm. BTW fuck Burt's beeswax. Shit sucks balls. We sell it at cracker barrel and everyone is so obsessed with it that women even buy that shit in the store, flip up their skirts and start rubbing the stuff on their clits. So I tried it once because I left the blistex at home, and man that shit sucked. It made my lips all pepperminty and tingly and then I realized that my lips just felt worse after the fact. I gave that shit to the closest bitch and watched her scream and do back flips because I gave her that stuff. Carmex is good stuff too I just can never find it around here anymore. __________________ Guilty Gear Anyone?