Drunk Texts
I'm going to assume that I'm not the only person who has sent a few drunk texts. I've gotten into the habit of checking my phone the next day to see what I said the previous night.
Last night I sent probably my best text ever.
"Call me chevalito, I want to be your king"
I don't know why I sent it or where I got the idea for it.
So how about you folks. What are some of your good ones?
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