I like Earl because he is the Gametavern ladies man. You know he hooked up with some hot secretary at work? She was rockin' the double dees he said! Any guy who can dress up like Batman and still get laid at work is a winner in my book. And I won't even get started on his 9-inch wang or his batman bedsheets. It's like he's taking the girls back to the batcave and they don't have any 9-inch black snake repellent (shark repellent joke /zing).
Anyway....Earl is a decent guy and is always fun to bother on AIM. He seems like a creeper so I don't know if I'd invite him to my place.

And I can't say I approve of his mind tricks. I'm 99% sure Earl has little folders with notes about all of us. He is getting into our heads!