[DeathsHand]

I come from a mysterious part of Virginia where rednecks ask for Sweet Tea, but can never find it.
Northern Virginia, it's own time continuum.
We call it Soda.

P.S. If anybody asks for "Pop", I immediately want to sleep with them, if only for the fact that there will be a gun with a string attached to the trigger pointed at their side of the bed.
And I won't hesitate to give it a little tug.
You know what I mean.