[Angrist]

I always lock my doors. I have 2, one leads to the corridor, the other leads to the real world. I don't have any weapons, unless you count the content of my kitchen drawer. The one (already small) window that's always open at night has 2 security bars. So unless they take a few minutes to unscrew it, there's no easy way of getting in.

I like zombie threads better by the way.