[Teuthida]

Hahah, those are hilarious.

I just get attacked my moths in the shower. It's like they're trying to get themselves killed flying into the water. I really like moths (they're the fuzzy bunnies of the animal world) so I'll lift it out and put it somewhere to dry off. And then the next day it dives in after me yet again.

I recently had an ant problem. I left a single raisin on my floor which resulted in a swarm. I had no choice but to kill the little guys....for weeks. They would not stop coming. I made sure to keep the area devoid of any crumbs so then they started to try to eat me. They'd crawl up my feet and start biting my toes. Perfuming their entrances seems to have finally stopped them.