Yeah, I know it's only the Eve of July 4th but we need to stick it to the world because we are the best country in the world!
And we are certainly better than Canada.
Anyway, I figured we should celebrate how all Americans do.

(from Simpsons, haha)
http://www.break.com/usercontent/200...il-771662.html
IF YOU DONT BLOW SOMETHING UP, EAT SOMETHING GRILLED LIKE A BURGER OR A RIB, AND IF YOU DONT HAVE A FEW BEERS YOU ARENT AN AMERICAN!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!