I speak English. Not very well at that, either. Which is sad, considering it's my first and basically only language
I used to be able to speak french quite well. But then I purposely forgot it all...and I still have to get a high school french credit.
Je prefere l'anglais. Francais est tres crappo.

(for those who speak french, I realize that 'crappo' is not a word

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