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Finals: Crab vs. Platypus.
Old 05-31-2009, 04:30 PM   #1
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Default Finals: Crab vs. Platypus.

Well, this is it folks. The final round of an arbitrary battle where there is no set criteria for voting.

Now, let us get down to it.


The Platypus has fought hard the whole time. Much the favourite in every battle. Some slander it's name because it is 3 animals in 1, others praise it for doing so. It has taken down the likes of the Bear, Sloth and Chicken Hawk to make it this far.


On the other side, we have the Crab. A last minute add-in, and a complete underdog from the start, the Crab has surprised everyone in lasting as long as it has. But can it keep up the pace to take down the platypus. The Crabbernaught has chugged through the Squirrel, Chameleon and Rattlesnake.
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