1. In every town, there is a person standing near the entrance whose sole purpose is to say "Welcome to (insert name of town)."
2. Don't worry if you've been smashed by a hammer, sliced by a sword and transfixed by a spear. Eating a roast chicken (or some other roast meat) will instantaneously make you good as new.
Corollary to 2. You can eat several thousand calories of food without ever feeling bloated.
3. If you should ever find yourself beating off thugs on the mean streets of the city with your bare hands, you can at least console yourself with the fact that nobody is going to think of just getting a gun and shooting you.
4. If you're a woman, wearing cut-off shorts, a tank top, a g-string or any number of other assorted skimpy items of clothing is just fine. Not only will you not be seriously underprotected, your clothes will never get ripped. Your male opponents don't seem to notice your beautiful body, though, so it hardly seems worthwhile.
5. If you encounter an animal with teeth, it will probably try to kill you.
6. On the other hand, animals that have no teeth are harmless and are probably your friend.
7. If everybody in town tells you to do something, you have to do it. If everybody in town tells you not to do something, you have to do it.
8. You can take about ten times more punishment than any one of the enemies arrayed against you. In fact, you can return from the dead.
9. You can fire thousands of bullets from a gun without ever having to do any maintenance. It will never jam or overheat.
10. If you have any siblings, they are either dead or have joined the side of evil.
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