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Re: Badger vs. Crab
05-19-2009, 06:50 PM
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Re: Badger vs. Crab
The crab would easily win in a fight. For a start the badger would drown first
If we were to go by sheer weight in numbers then the crabs would have it billions to one. There are at least 4,500 species of crabs in the world. All of them vs all the badgers? The badgers would get owned!
There are even more crabs in the world than there are people.
The crab even has it's own star constellation in it's image. The constellation of cancer. In fact ther is a five planet solar system in this constellation mexicanskies.com/constellations/cancer.htm and it has been gazed upon by philosophers, astronomers and historians for for millennia. Our planet even has it's own tropic named after this, The Tropic Of Cancer. Thats north of the equator
Thats another example of how brilliant crabs are and how much influance they truly hold.
EDIT: Oh and ftr we dont eat badgers because they carry bovine tuberculosis... or however you spell it
We shoot them instead so they dont infect cattle.
Would you sunbathe here?
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