LOL, these are some sweet jokes, ill try to think of some good ones and post em later....
but while you wait, here is one...
A guy goes into a bar and has a drink, then the bartender comes up and askes him if he wants to participate in a contest they were putting on, he could win 100$. The guy asks what he has to do, The bartender says, First you have to go beat up the big guy in the corner. Second you have to go and rip a tooth out of the dogs mouth out back, and third you have to go make love to the fat womenin the other corner. There is one more thing, the bartender said, you have to take 3 ****s of vodca before you go, then another three after every thing.
So the guy goes into the corner and beats the crap out of the guy, then he goes back to the counter and takes the shots, then takes off again. He comes back about 10 minutes later and says "geeze she was a friski one, now where is the fat women whos teeth i have to pull."
