[Jin]

Here's my list. Hopefully they won't be repeats from PSM, because I don't get the magazine.

1.) People in towns will always be in the same spot and will say the exact same thing.

2.) You always start last in the beginning of a race.

3.) After you defeat monsters you get money. Don't ask why these monsters are carrying money in the first place, because I wouldn't be able to tell you.

4.) Your character can go for days without even eating one meal.

5.) Often times your character is able to breath underwater.

6.) Don't worry if you fall off a cliff, you'll still be alive.

7.) After getting shot 7 times you can still move around perfectly fine. Just as long as you don't get shot one more time.

8.) In Co-op you can't step one step farther passed the edge of the screen unless you're partner does too.

9.) There's always a mechanic around to repair things.

10.) Every fish in the water is out to get you.

11.) As long as you shoot a zombie 5 times they'll die... again.

12.) whenever you jump on top of your enemy you'll hear a "boink."

13.) You have to wait for your turn to attack.

14.) When you're in a fight, press "down" "down" "forward" to do a fireball.

15.) It doesn't matter how big a creature is, it'll still conveniently fit in a poke ball.

16.) Don't worry if you hit a wall at 100 MPH, your car will still look like new.

17.) Once you go over a couple of arrows (>>>) you'll speed up.

18.) Putting 3 rocks on a table will open a door for you.

19.) At the end of every dungeon there's a boss awaiting you.

20.) Every town you visit will have it's own music.

21.) While delivering newspapers watch out for remote control cars and crazy women who run out of houses with brooms.

23.) Whatever you sell will always be half of what it's really worth.

24.) You're airplane will never run out of fuel.

25.) There's no use in saving the Princess, because she's just going to get captured again.