[TheSlyMoogle]

So I didn't think I actually had one of these stories until today when someone happened to remind me of mine.

So I'm at work sending uh... Well sending some very intriguing text messages back and forth to my current boyfriend when I get a photo back. Well needless to say it got me a bit aroused.

So I went to the bathroom and took a photo to send back.

Now the boner wasn't embarrassing at the time because it was well hidden by the bulky brown apron we have to wear at cracker barrel.

Well a couple of months later I got a new phone and sold my old razr phone to someone who worked at cracker barrel. Well let's just say i'm an idiot and forgot to clear off all the files from my phone.

It got passed around at work and eventually one of the people who work there exclaims "Oh isn't that the bathroom at cracker barrel?" for a while everyone thought I was a sick fuck for getting a boner at the barrel.

Haha.