[Teuthida]

Gather round children and I'll tell you a tale. A tale of old Teuth and his crazy pal Dale.

Well, Dale was a space pirate, and a good one at that. He stole a sparkily crate from a Snarphax craft's vat.

Inside the crate was a small creature named Teuthida. He resembled something between a squid and a cicada.

That dastardly Dale chucked Teuth into the vast abyss. And there Teuth floated until out came a piss.

Urine propulsion and a heave of his girth, set our Teuth on a path with the Earth.

Entering the atmosphere ruptured his spleens and altered his flight path to crash land in Queens.

It was the 20th century, in the year of 84. Found by some humans and shoved through their door.

Raised as a human until present day. This has been Teuthida having his say.