ohh, ohh, ohhh...i got one...racist a little though...
An american, a canadian, and a chinese guy meet up at the CN Tower...the american tells the canadian and the chinese that whenever he goes to the top of the tower, there is some sort of magic that allows him to fly. the canadian and the chinese didn't beleive him, and asked for him to show him.
they all went up to the top of the tower, and the american jumped, a few seconds later he flew back up. the chinese said "WHOA! let me try!". he then jumped off, and a few seconds later they heard a "SPLAT". the canadian then tells the american..."You really are a jerk, Superman!"
i kinda forgot it...but thats about how it goes...
