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Originally posted by ghettodude
I got one.. its really racist though.. so if you find it offensive.. umm... just rearrange the races to your choice 
A Canadian guy, A Italian guy, A Pakistani guy, and a Chinese guy are on a boat which begins to sink due to being over weight..
quickly.. the Italian guy starts throwing all of his pasta off the boat.. at this everyone looks at him and asks "why are you throwing the lasagna off the boat?!"
he responds "itsa ok-a! i have got-a lots-a pasta back-a home!"
at this the chinese guy starts throwing sacks of rice off the boat... at this everyone looks at him and asks "why are you throwing all the rice off the boat!?!"
he responds "its ok. lots of rice back home. no need."
at this the pakistani guy starts throwing all his curry off the boat... everyone looks at him and asks "we dont have much food left. why are you throwing that off the boat?!"
he responds "its ok. lots of curry back at home. dont worry"
at this the canadian guy throws the paki guy off the boat. everyone looks at him and asks "why did you throw him off the boat?"
he responds "its ok.. we have enough of them back home..."
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Shucks I was going to post a joke just like that.
*goes to find more jokes*