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GameMaster · 02-25-2009, 05:47 AM

Kind of a misleading title on yer thread there... let's just say I came in expecting to see something of a different nature.

I can't believe anybody would've approved this video. I guess they were trying to make it engaging and entertaining for the employees.

Such a horrible video though.

First, you got effeminate, 'in-the-closet' Alex trying to pawn off one of the shittiest Wii titles in existence to the woman. And if that isn't enough, he proceeds to swindle her with the 'Sharpen the Mind, Shape the Body' promotion. A promotion so shitty in price and bargain, it'll make your head spin! By spending $34.99 or more on cheap, gimmicky Nintendo Wii and DS crap, you'll get a free 12 month subscription to a guaranteed, crapfest magazine.

Scene 2:

Woman enters. Already knows she wants a $50 gift card.

Signal overweight, emo Eric.

Eric guides woman to register with gift card in hand. Everything seems to be okay.

Wait!

Just as woman prepares to pay for item, Eric bends woman over and repeatedly rapes her up the ass with the 'Sharpen Your Mind, Shape Your Body' promotion!

Approximately five minutes later, women exits store, fatigued and defeated.

With a DS and gift card in one hand, and 12 month subscription to Cosmo in the other, woman stumbles out of store with Eric's promotional discharge still dripping from her mouth.

Eric smiles. Another victim, another day.

02-25-2009, 05:47 AM	#3
GameMaster ★★★ GameMaster is offline Now Playing: Posts: 14,194	Re: Earl showed me his.... Kind of a misleading title on yer thread there... let's just say I came in expecting to see something of a different nature. I can't believe anybody would've approved this video. I guess they were trying to make it engaging and entertaining for the employees. Such a horrible video though. First, you got effeminate, 'in-the-closet' Alex trying to pawn off one of the shittiest Wii titles in existence to the woman. And if that isn't enough, he proceeds to swindle her with the 'Sharpen the Mind, Shape the Body' promotion. A promotion so shitty in price and bargain, it'll make your head spin! By spending $34.99 or more on cheap, gimmicky Nintendo Wii and DS crap, you'll get a free 12 month subscription to a guaranteed, crapfest magazine. Scene 2: Woman enters. Already knows she wants a $50 gift card. Signal overweight, emo Eric. Eric guides woman to register with gift card in hand. Everything seems to be okay. Wait! Just as woman prepares to pay for item, Eric bends woman over and repeatedly rapes her up the ass with the 'Sharpen Your Mind, Shape Your Body' promotion! Approximately five minutes later, women exits store, fatigued and defeated. With a DS and gift card in one hand, and 12 month subscription to Cosmo in the other, woman stumbles out of store with Eric's promotional discharge still dripping from her mouth. Eric smiles. Another victim, another day.