Well, to outline my love life would be like this:
3 year relationship from 7th to 10th grade: she cheated on me, and I beat the guy up.
Rest of 10th grade- beginning of 12th: I was a whore, simply put. (Mike, that isn't a swear word, is it??) Went out with everyone at my school and rival schools. At my job, and out-of-town girlfriends. Cheated on numerous "girlfriends" for a 3-year revenge spree, or so I thought...
End of 12th-now: High School sweetheart ditched me for the prom to go with some other cat. So I went with another chick. Fell in love with her, proposed to her, she broke off the wedding, and later the relationship 3 1/2 years later. 1 Year later- still single, and flirting with all sorts of women, working out the "kinks", I suppose...
Nightclubs are no longer the spot for me; Malls are....
Still lookin' for that special someone, and if I have my it way, that will be eons from now....