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Originally Posted by Dyne
Don't you worry that you'll smell the same as everyone else?
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Well, when you put it that way...
No, I'm perfectly fine smelling like old spice and cigarettes.
And I definitely prefer that to smelling like a walking Macy's.
Besides, everyone who wears cologne looks and acts like an extremely conceited dandy who wishes to God that they could look and act like the guys in those ridiculous fragrance commercials.
And that's a fact.
I see a guy walking down the sidewalk towards me and a red light goes off in my head. "I'll bet that guy wears cologne"... And by the time he's within 20 feet of me, my suspicion is confirmed.
It's like spotting a vegan in reverse.