[Professor S]

I didn't know what team you were on when I got the invite. After I chose the wrong team, I thought I'd just try to kill you all. I failed miserably, mainly because I ws an engineer NONE OF YOU TRIED TO GRAB THE INTEL. That and my team SUCKED ASS. I was sitting down in the Intel room for a half an hour before I was frustrated into trying to go shotgunning in your base.

Not a smart move.

Feldspar raped me... repeatedly... and without mercy...