Re: Your backstory
Stardate 6071...Oh wait. Sorry.
I work for the transport company that owns the ship, OOPS (Other-worldly Overnight Parcel Service). I am employed as a safety professional and I am on the ship to investigate an injury to one of the ship's employees, an anti-grav lift truck driver. This is the third accident in three GNOMEs (Galactic NOrmal Month Equivalents). I suspect that this is drug related as the driver has been known to associate closely with other employees who have been let go for drug abuse. Knowing this, I made sure to bring along my drug testing kit. Anybody want to take a piss test?
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