Here's me doing what I do best, looking creepy and retarded.
And here's me getting lazy and letting my facial hair pile up for like 2 weeks. Check out that manly mane.

No, the goggles never come off when I'm at home.
And since it's all the rage to demonstrate how sociable you can be, here are a couple pictures other people have taken and tagged me in on facebook.
It should be clear which one is me.
Fascinating.