I just love this so much, that my mind does it without me noticing. This is what it came up with a few minutes ago:
Smell up and wake the coffee.
She crazes me drive! (or
She crazes me drivy)
This is a one I found on imdb (originally a line of the fat guy in Jurassic Park):
Nice secret agent... what are you trying to look like, a hat?
Sometimes I also come up with some funny expressions that you might not even notice are wrong. They're mostly in Dutch, they don't work that well when translated.
But stuff like:
finally already
Did I forget everything? (when leaving)
They were killed alive!
A three-egged twin
Got any nice ones?
