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okay, so i was in my brother's room looking for camping stuff because we were going camping (super neat!) and he said he'd leave it out for me. this was yesterday. so today i went in and could not see anything lying around like he said, so i assumed he put it somewhere else. so i cruise around the house but there's nothing to be found, so i figure he just didnt actually bother to do it, left them in the closet or something in a rush to get to work.
so i reenter my brother's room and open the closet and start rifling around (normally i wouldn't do this, i feel its a breach of privacy) looking for the stuff. I find the tent, a sleeping mattress thing, and one of those emergency blankets and put it in a pile in the main of his room.
i go back in the closet and i can see the hot dog poker things in the back against the wall behind some boxes, right. i try to yank them free but they're kind of stuck between this stack 2 boxes tall; so i try to pull the boxes aside but they be heavy. so i take the top box off and then i see it.
i dont want to get too graphic but there before me were a few "pleasure massagers," knives, cuffs, some explicit magazines/dvds featuring small people, and a few things i dont even know what they were for.
so im in there freaking out, and i hear the door downstairs open and someone start coming. so now im panicing, and i cant really move fast because: 1) theres a pile of stuff blocking my way, 2) a lot of potential puncturing stuff around me, and 3) theyd hear me jumping and rushing out of the room and stuff.
so the person i can hear is now walking down the hall towards the room and i don't know what to do. so the first thing i think of is, ill grab the hot dog pokers and when they investigate ill just say what i was doing and try not to mention the strange materials. so im holding the pokers, standing in the closet and now time like, slows down to a stop pretty much. i am FREAKING OUT/
so my brother finally walks up to the closet, swings the door open, sees me sitting in the corner next to the open box of terror-love clutching a hot dog poker completely dumbfounded. he doesnt say anything, just looks at me, looks around, and realizes what ive seen. i saw the look on his face change from "wtf" to "oh shit" to "WTF!!!"
so i get up and dont know what to say so i just spurt out "i was getting the camping stuff" and shimmy past him and start to leave
and hes like "wait dont... nevermind"

now i dont know what to do next time i see him.
advice please?