[quiet mike]

6. Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
16. If you are short of everything except enemy, you are in combat.
17. When you have secured an area, don’t forget to tell the enemy.
18. Incoming fire has right of way.
20. If the enemy is in range-SO ARE YOU!
26. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
27. Make it tough for the enemy to get in and you can’t get out.


These are the funniest ones. Made me laugh outloud in the Computers Lab at College.