[Revival]

THE SCI-FI STORY

PART 1: In the beginning there was…

A bar, a bar by the name of Uglybeatingsdoapeninere. A strange looking creature entered the bar.

Flymo - I AM IN SEARCH OF BOUNTY HUNTERS.

For a moment everyone stopped, looked at him, then simply ignored him and carried on with what they were doing.

Flymo - I AM WILLING TO PAY THE SUM OF 30 THOUSAND ZOLAS TO THREE BOUNTY HUNTERS.

A man at the bar turned round and said …….

PART 2: I am Zap Branagon

Man at bar - Make that 35 and I’ll call you boss.
Flymo - Ok, what is your name?
Zap - I AM ZAP BRANAGON, FEARED BY NO ONE.
Flymo - You don’t sound very positive.
Zap - Hu, what are you talking about, I said…..wait……I mean, WHO FEARS NO ONE.
Flymo - Ahh ok, you’ve got the job, BUT I STILL NEED ANOTHER 2.

Another man walks up wearing a pirates patch on his eye.
Man - For 35 thousand I’ll help you.
Then another stands and joins them.

PART 3: A Traitor

As the four walk from the bar, a whip lashes out and sends one of the men to the ground.

ZAP - HEY YOU, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?
Stranger - I am Boba Fett, and this man intends to steal all your money.
Man - IT’S A LIE, IT’S A..IT’S A…..AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, AHHH, AH…
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Zap - O WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT UP.

Zap then brings out his own gun, and Boba and Zap both continually shoot at him, until he dies.

Boba - I hear you are after bounty hunters
Flymo - Yes, but unfortunately you just killed one of them.
Boba - Then I will take his place.
Flymo - ARE YOU EVEN A BOUNTY HUNTER?

Zap then pulls Flymo to one side.

Zap - Are you kidding, I’ve heard of this guy, aggressive as hell. Once, he was jumped by 5 men, all of which were his friends. With the sense of betrayal, his aggression kicked in…and……….and he.
Flymo - AND HE WHAT.
Zap - Ran faster then any man alive.
Flymo - What, but I thought.
Zap - Don’t worry, he’s good.

Flymo walks back to Boba.

Flymo - Okay, you’ll be paid 20 thousand Zolas.
Boba - Not good enough, for my service I require at the very minimum 40 thousand Zolas
Flymo - 40 THOUSAND ZOLAS…….fine.

The other bounty hunter then turns round and says

PART 4: A new bounty hunter.

The other bounty hunter then turned round and said.

Other bounty hunter - Hey wait a sec, I want 40 thousand too.
Flymo - Sorry, only for the new guy.
Zap - Hey what about me?…

Suddenly the other bounty hunter gets shot dead.

Flymo - What was that Zap?
Zap - Umm, nothing.
Flymo - Hey you, you just shot a man who was working for me.
Man - Yes, I am Ricus Deathstar, and he was a traitor. He was going to steal all your money.
Flymo - My god, you can hardly trust anyone these days.
Ricus - I will take his place as bounty hunter.
Flymo - You heard me in the bar?
Ricus - Yes, and I would have taken the job there and then, but I was………..uum……….taking a crap
Flymo - Umm, what ever, I suppose you want 45 thousand Zolas now.
Ricus - DO'NT BE RIDICULOUS
Flymo - Thank god, I couldn’t afford that much
Ricus - I want 50 thousand Zolas.
Flymo - In that case no, I’m not paying you that much.
Ricus - I am a Jedi knight and a bounty hunter, I’m just the type of bounty hunter your after.
Flymo - I’m not paying you 50 thousand, will 45 thousand do.
Ricus - DONE, but I would have settled for any amount, money means nothing to me. I just want a ride, but I’m willing to except a job on the way.

Boba turns to Ricus and says

Boba - Used the “He’s after your money” trick.
Ricus - Ha haa, Works every time
Boba – Yep, sure does.

Flymo, Zap branagon, Boba Fett, and Ricus Deathstar then head towards Flymo’s ship. Before they can enter the ship…..

PART 5: MY NAME IS INFO.

A robot looking almost identical to Data off of Star trek steps out in front of them.

Zap - And who might you be?
Data look a like - I am INFO, and I feel that I should join you.
Flymo - WHAT? Look I’m not looking for any more bounty hunters.
INFO - I feel that I will be vital to your mission.
Flymo - And what mission would that be?
INFO - To stop the terrorist gang attacking your small village.
Flymo - How the hell did you know that?
INFO - You told me when you first arrived here, exactly 2 hours 35 minutes and 5.186732 seconds ago.
Flymo - Oh yeah.
INFO - I am a robot of the highest caliber, and..
Flymo - Yea, yea, yea, save it for the trip, you're hired, but I’m only paying you 30 thousand Zolas.
INFO - That is more than enough of what I require the money for.
Flymo - Fine 25 thousand.
INFO - That is more than…
Zap - Believe me, don’t finish that last sentence, if it’s too much then share it with me.

Flymo, Zap branagon, Boba Fett, Ricus Deathstar, and INFO, left in Flymo’s ship.
The adventure of their lives was about to unfold. On the way….