[flunkie44]

Originally Posted by flamb

dear flunkie forty four
the last time we spoke i was i gave you a neat coat with fur on the back and the right sleeve was ripped and had a green stain and you said you were in a hurry to catch a bus so you couldn't talk to a stranger/
hopefully now we can converse in a more relaxed manner now.
love,
aladuf

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