(Edit: Yes Master

...... *cough*

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Anyways, I don't need to make a promise not to get high...
A: I don't want to... what's the point?
B: I don't have any contact with the outside world except this computer (

) WHERE THE FUDGE WOULD I GET SOME WEED FROM!? WHERE!?
.......
Uhh yeah...
But if it would make someone happy, would you like me to promise you that I'll never get high even though I wouldn't in the first place?
