I had the Ultimate Laugh about this last night.
I was signing off of AOHell to use the Crapper, when instead of the typical "Try our Broadband Service" message (No thank you, I already have a Crappy M$ Broadband Connection if I where to get another Boradband cionnection it would be a stable one), I get a Messae that says "Do you want to Beta test For AOL and Recive free Service and access to new features before anyone else?" with the "YES" and "NO" buttons on the Meesage Box. Of course I clicked "NO", but the thought that AOL needs the average idiot to do their "Beta Testing" proves the reason that people have knicknamed it AOHell.
I think we should all write a Book called "101 uses for an AOL CD besides a Crappy ISP". WE already Have the Obvious uses such as a Coster, and a Frissbee, but I have some other Ideas as well.
We can also use them for, retiling a bathroom, clay shooting, makeshift self-defense weapons, and Sgt Pika's amazing Bookends, which I'd Love to buy a set of alomng with an "I hate Microsoft" T-shirt, which would be used in my collection of "Computer disatsers turned into Novelties".
Now if anyone had some other Microsoft stuff that people could Blow Up on National Holidays, Like July 4th in the USA and Canada Day in canada instead of ireworks, I'd be glad to watch a few XBox's and copies of windows XP be shot into the Air to from the Universal "NO" sign over thw Letters "MS".
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#1. A short time in the future, ina living room nbot so far away...
"CONSOLE WARS IX"
It is the dawning of the 9th Console war; 23 years after the first shots were luanched from the Big "N", A new player has been screwing with the world of gaming while a former rival is developing a massive Behomth, the PSX, the Big "N" is outnumbered but theyhave a secert weapon.. he GameCube II!
#2.Freedom of speech and freedom of idiocy are not synonymous-Lady Iapetus
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