[GameMaster]

Oh, let's see, childhood innocence?

Thinking Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the rest of the holiday crew were real.

Those 3 glorious months of summer vacation that felt more like 9 months off. Where the only things on my to-do list were play Sega Genesis or go swimming at the local swim club.

Playing with friends at recess. Field trips.

Trick-or-treating.

Watching those classic cartoons of the 90's after school and waking up at 6:30 or 7 AM on Saturdays to watch morning cartoons.

Having homework that consisted of one page of basic arithmetic, writing a 5-8 sentence paragraph, or doing a simple crossword puzzle with vocabulary words. Studying for spelling tests (haha).

God. We had it so easy.

Sure, the internet didn't exist. And yet how sad is it that I even say that. As if my life had some gaping hole in it before I had internet. It didn't. I was fine. I had tons of fun.

Ah look at me, rambling on like some Irish seafarer. Tis enough stories for one day, me lads. Go along now.