[Yoda9864]

Ok, well if nobody else comes up with anything BaB/Swan this will be our challenge:

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In a recent interview with the one and only Mario, he was proclaimed to be the savior of the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario humbly replied, "I am the key to the peace in Mushroom Kingdom. But, Bowser keeps coming back and each time with dirtier tricks. Why can't he just play fair and leave Peach alone?" The interviewer continued to tell the back story of Mario:

"Qldic iid 8 lrghfrrp ol qlb iptkarzm azaik cxlci dario’r urcyblusod tqil dtgch. Dyci hqlrghf rag rqe yur zha. Rvbri omh chfnar uci lzim, rcf pu ilu lca rqulc idr I cin iu ibumol utuq cyi fzh’c luqm xr tre zfz’f rlueh ci irhoeq omkud. Fl fiq qldtq ii sfn qlblr, ali fzl buem ybthiil (dxq lflpoc fi mborio mxdbirolo (4) ghya ky gedtn.) az hol qlbl rally cid ribthi dfqxl cid ziq foh lbuqa zd ipqey biq rkfb yfl lbyly sirari (1-oru.) pqt xfzo ptu lbs yqldi iziha rlmha ohkx cmdh domafm’x 7 qdiqdlak eidkz."

Mario looked at the interviewer with a perplexed look on his face not knowing what the hell was just said.

Can you help Mario find out what was said?
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